| February 26, 2009 Top Ten Ways You Know You're Broke IVHS Journalism II Class 10. Your idea of a fancy dinner is going to Arby’s instead of McDonald’s. 9. Coffeehouse is renamed to the Guaranteed Value® Tea House. 8. The only thing you’ll be saving this spring is daylight. 7. A road trip is driving to Wal-Mart and back. 6. Your parents gave you a choice this holiday season: heat or Christmas. You chose both and were delighted with the coal in your stocking. 5. You take Culinary Arts so you can still eat a full meal and use your lunch money to buy gas. 4. YouTube is equivalent to a night at the movies. 3. Eating out means noshing Ramen noodles on the porch. 2. Since your iPod now constitutes family entertainment, it is known as the wePod. 1. Mrs. Love agreed to cancel Living Museum this year. Back to top |